I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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