do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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