Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
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So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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