...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I fill condoms, not promises.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Randomize
