I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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