Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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