When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
There are leaves in my underwear?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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