ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Randomize
