Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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