i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I see more hoeing in ur future
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