ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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