S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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