Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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