it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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