She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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