yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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