Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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