I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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