i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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