Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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