As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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