the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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