they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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