Why are handjobs necessary in class?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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