If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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