Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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