Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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