Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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