awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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