If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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