doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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