come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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