in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
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