pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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