ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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