Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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