If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Sponge bath it is.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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