One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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