If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
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I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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