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this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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