If i come over, it means nothing
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Did I show you my penis last night?
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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