I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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