ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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