So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
tell me about the eggs
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