WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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