My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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