the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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