I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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