he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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