Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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