it's like iHOP with fire
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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