so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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