OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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