am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Randomize
